Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I am so not who you want me to be......

Today started off very well! Got to work late, but nonetheless I was on my "A" game. It was all about wrapping shit up and getting people out of my face. Sometimes you just gotta do it to keep your sanity. The only hiccup I had today was my subtle reminder that I am not a 21 year old white women from the valley! You can't expect for me to say "like" and "umm" 1000 times in the sentence. I am a 32 year old educated African/Haitian male who happens to be homosexual. Perhaps my sexual preference could be why some people think that I should have the capabilities of transforming my personality. NEWFLASH, it's not going to happen. Once I was able to get that off my chest the day resumed with sunshine and great theme music (I was listening to my IPOD).

Here are a few random thoughts of the day:

1. Parents, please make sure your children are given the proper examples on how they need to conduct themselves in public when not being supervised. I absolutely hate having to scold your child from using an endless amount of profanity in my presence or listening to music on their speakerphone. Just because I'm awake and commuting doesn't mean I'm ready to wake up!

2. I love diversity and I welcome a good debate. But just because you were hip in the 70's as an adult, does not mean you are hip in this day and age as a senior citizen. I am a lover of house music, please do not tell me that Daft Punk is considered house music and send me 12 links to prove you point. It's fucking techno ALL day long.

3. To my homeless men and women, it's not funny when you ask me for money so that you can buy a bottle of Vodka. I just don't see the humor in that. Hell I'm gonna save my change and get my own damn bottle.

4. If you know me well, you know I am a planner. I always like to have a plan when it comes to my personal life. Yes, my name is Abdul Khaled Gregory Khari Stillwell, and I'm a control freak!!!!!. But if you know that about me and choose to have me coordinate something for you, show me some fucking gratitude and acknowledge my efforts on making whatever I am planning for you a great experience!

That's about all I have for today, as I said there wasn't much to talk about! How was your day?


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